>> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK"...
>> OH, GOD.
>> I´M NOT HERE BECAUSE YOU´RE
PERFECT.
I´M HERE BECAUSE YOU´RE YOU.
I THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT GIRL?
>> SHE´S OLIVIA´S DAUGHTER.
>> WHAT´S YOUR REAL FEAR, SEAN?
THAT I´LL CORRUPT ANNIE OR THAT
I´LL CORRUPT YOU?
>> I´VE LEFT KIMBER, DAD, AND
I´VE TAKEN THE BABY.
>> DID YOU GET IT?
>> $300 WORTH, COURTESY OF MY
TWO DADS.
>> OLIVIA SAID THE ONLY WAY I´D
GET YOU OUT OF MY SYSTEM WAS TO
SLEEP WITH YOU.
I GUESS SHE WAS RIGHT.
>> WHOA, THIS L.A. TRAFFIC, I´LL
TELL YOU.
I´M SORRY I´M LATE, MR. DARLING.
>> CALL ME CHAZ, AND, UH, YOU
HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR,
DOCTOR.
YOU DID NOT TELL ME HE WAS
BRINGING SEXY BACK THAT HARD.
>> HMM.
>> EVE, THIS IS A SURPRISE.
>> OH, WELL, I KNOW IT´S CHAZ´S
CONSULT, BUT I HAD TO COME
SUPPORT MY B.G.F.
BEST GAY FRIEND.
>> YEAH, WELL, EVERY GIRL NEEDS
ONE.
OF COURSE, I STARTED OUT AS HER
STYLIST AND FASHION CONSULTANT,
SO...
>> DOES SEAN KNOW YOU´RE HERE?
>> OH, I THOUGHT WE COULD KEEP
THIS OUR LITTLE SECRET.
SHOW McDREAMY WHY WE CAME TODAY.
>> THE LEFT ONE WAS NORMAL
UNTIL I WAS, LIKE, 15.
THEN IT JUST GOT ALL BRITNEY ON
ME.
>> HORMONES DURING PUBERTY CAN
AFFECT NIPPLE GROWTH, CAUSE THEM
TO ENLARGE.
IT´S NOT UNCOMMON.
>> IN MY WORLD, IT IS.
I MEAN, I WON´T GO TO THE BEACH
OR SIT BY THE POOL OR WEAR
BUTTON-DOWNS, NOT EVEN IF
THEY´RE MARC JACOBS.
>> THAT´S WHERE YOU COME IN.
>> I´D BE HAPPY TO HELP.
[CLEARS THROAT]
>> DR. HICKEY IS AN EXCELLENT
PLASTIC SURGEON DOWN IN SANTA
MONICA.
GOOD LUCK.
>> I SHOW YOU MY SHAME, AND
YOU´RE KICKING ME OUT?
>> GO GET ME A PERRIER.
I´LL HANDLE THIS, OK?
>> YOU´RE A MEAN ONE,
MR. GRINCH.
[DOOR CLOSES]
>> I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU, AND
JUST BECAUSE MY PARTNER IS A
PUSHOVER WHEN IT COMES TO
COCK-TEASERS LIKE YOURSELF
DOESN´T MEAN THAT I AM, SO TAKE
YOUR "SPOILED LITTLE RICH GIRL"
ATTITUDE AND YOUR BEST GAY FREAK
AND GO TO SOMEBODY WHO CARES.
>> YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW ME, AND
YOU´LL KICK ME OUT JUST BASED
ON WHAT SEAN SAYS?
YOU TWO MUST BE GOOD FRIENDS TO
SHARE THAT KIND OF LOYALTY.
NO WONDER HE´D BE DEVASTATED TO
FIND OUT YOU SLEPT WITH JULIA.
I KNOW ABOUT YOUR LITTLE TRYST
WITH JULIA, DR. TROY.
THE THING ABOUT LIVING WITH
DYKES, THEY´RE ALWAYS SHARING
THEIR EMOTIONS WHERE US SPOILED,
LITTLE RICH KIDS CAN OVERHEAR.
PERSONALLY, I´M DISAPPOINTED.
SEE, I THOUGHT ALL IT WOULD TAKE
WAS SOME GOOD DICK TO PULL HER
BACK TO THE HETERO SIDE, BUT I
GUESS YOU FELL SHORT IN THAT
REGARD.
>> YOU DON´T WANT TO PLAY THIS
GAME WITH ME.
I DON´T PLAY BY THE SAME RULES
AS SEAN.
YOU´RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF
HURT.
>> OH, LIKE A SPANKING?
[LAUGHS]
LOOK, WE BOTH WANT THE SAME
THING, RIGHT?
TO HELP OUR FRIENDS.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ONE LITTLE
SURGERY, FREE OF CHARGE.
SAY, TOMORROW MORNING?
OTHERWISE, I WILL TELL SEAN
EVERYTHING, AND THEN WE´LL SEE
WHAT KIND OF PUSHOVER HE REALLY
IS.
>> ♫ AHH
MAKE ME
BEAUTIFUL ♫
♫ MAKE ME
THE PERFECT SOUL
A PERFECT MIND
A PERFECT FACE
A PERFECT
LIE ♫
>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN
DO IT AGAIN
DO IT AGAIN ♫
>> ♫ OH, MY GOD
WHAT HAVE I DONE? ♫
>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫
>> ♫ ALL I WANTED
WAS A LITTLE FUN ♫
>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫
>> ♫ GOT A BRAIN
LIKE BUBBLEGUM ♫
>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫
>> ♫ BLOWING UP MY CRANIUM ♫
>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫
>> ♫ OH, MY GOD
WHAT HAVE I DONE? ♫
>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫
>> ♫ ALL I WANTED
WAS A LITTLE FUN ♫
>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫
>> ♫ GOT A BRAIN
LIKE BUBBLEGUM ♫
>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫
>> ♫ BLOWING UP MY CRANIUM ♫
>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫
>> ♫ OH, MY GOD
WHAT HAVE I DONE? ♫
>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫
[BABY CRYING]
[CLICKING NOISE]
>> HEY, YOU SAID WE COOKED IT
ALL.
>> WE DID.
I WAS TRYING TO VISUALIZE OUR
NEXT SCORE.
IT´S "THE SECRET."
IT´S THIS BOOK.
I READ IT.
I READ IT, LIKE, THREE TIMES
WHEN YOU WERE OUT.
IT´S -- IT´S -- THE UNIVERSE
WORKS THROUGH LAWS OF
ATTRACTION.
WHEN YOU PUT IT OUT TO THE
WORLD, SOMETHING YOU WANT,
INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON WHAT YOU
DON´T, THEN IT COMES TO YOU.
IT´S LIKE A MAGNET.
DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT?
>> NO.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> [WHISPERING] I TOLD YOU.
IT WORKS.
[REGULAR VOICE] IT WORKED.
DID YOU FEEL THE UNIVERSE
CALLING YOU LIKE A MAGNET JUST
NOW?
>> UH...
>> YEAH, SHE MEANS DID YOU
BRING THE METH?
>> THE MONEY FIRST, REMEMBER?
>> RIGHT, UM...
[CLEARS THROAT]
MM-HMM.
UH, UM, WE DON´T HAVE IT.
>> AW, THAT SUCKS FOR YOU.
>> WAIT, NO!
NO, NO, NO.
WAIT A SECOND.
MAYBE YOU AND I COULD WORK OUT
SOME KIND OF PAYMENT PLAN.
THE WORLD IS INFINITELY
ABUNDANT, AND MAYBE YOU COULD
JUST VISUALIZE SOMETHING THAT
YOU WANT?
>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT I WANT.
I WANT SOME OF THAT BACK-DOOR
ACTION LIKE I SEEN IN YOUR
MOVIES.
YOU GIVE ME THAT, I GIVE YOU THE
WHOLE ROCK.
ASS FOR CASH.
>> WELL, DO YOU WANT STRAIGHT
SEX, OR DO YOU WANT ANAL?
>> HERE´S YOUR BACK DOOR,
ASSHOLE.
YOU ARE NOT SCREWING HIM FOR
MONEY!
JESUS, BABY!
>> I´M SORRY, I´M SORRY!
>> HONEY, WE´RE SO MUCH MORE
THAN THAT.
>> I´M SORRY.
I KNOW.
I THINK I KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET
SOME REAL CASH.
>> DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS IS
DOING TO US?
YOU´VE PUT JULIA AND I IN A
VERY UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION.
>> MAYBE YOU´RE JUST USING THE
WRONG DILDO, MOM.
BESIDES, YOU´RE THE ONE THAT
TAUGHT ME TO USE MY BRAIN TO GET
WHAT I WANT.
>> BLACKMAIL IS NOT USING YOUR
BRAIN, EDEN.
IT IS A CRIMINAL ACT.
>> YOU SAY TOMATO --
>> YOU´RE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO
CHRISTIAN, AND THEN YOU´RE
GONNA PROMISE ME YOU´RE NEVER
GONNA MAKE A THREAT LIKE THAT
AGAIN.
>> I´M 18.
I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.
THERE´S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
ABOUT THAT.
>> I DON´T KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN
DO.
I MEAN, THE MORE I INTERFERE,
THE WORSE SHE SEEMS TO BEHAVE,
OR MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL
SEAN OURSELVES.
YOU KNOW HE´S GETTING
RE-MARRIED.
DOESN´T CARE ABOUT ME
ANYMORE.
>> THIS ISN´T ABOUT YOU, JULIA.
THIS IS ABOUT ME AND SEAN.
OUR FRIENDSHIP BARELY SURVIVED
THE LAST TIME HE FOUND OUT.
HE´LL NEVER FORGIVE ME NOW.
>> IF YOU TELL SEAN, I´LL NEVER
FORGIVE YOU.
>> FINE, I WON´T SAY A WORD...
IF YOU DUMP THE WITCH OF
EASTWICK.
>> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
IT´S EITHER YOU OR JULIA?
>> SHE´S NOT EVEN GAY, MOM.
HOW CAN YOU STAND TO BE WITH
SOMEONE WHO´S LIVING A LIE?
NICE TRY, GUYS.
DIDN´T WORK.
>> COME ON, ALL THIS ESTROGEN,
YOU CAN´T CONTROL ONE LITTLE
TEENAGER?
>> I JUST DON´T KNOW WHERE I
WENT WRONG WITH HER, WHERE ALL
THIS VENOM CAME FROM.
SEAN´S THE INNOCENT IN ALL THIS.
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> WHAT´S SHE LOOK LIKE?
>> WHAT?
>> THE WOMAN YOU WERE
FANTASIZING ABOUT, BECAUSE YOU
DEFINITELY WEREN´T WITH ME JUST
THEN.
>> OF COURSE I WAS.
>> OK, IF YOU´RE GOING TO
FANTASIZE ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE,
AT LEAST HAVE THE BALLS TO ADMIT
IT.
I´M NOT STUPID.
>> KATE, WHAT THE...
I´M SORRY.
YOU WERE AMAZING.
I JUST HAD THIS IMAGE IN MY
HEAD.
MY WIFE AND I WERE MARRIED
ALMOST 20 YEARS.
THE LAST 10 YEARS, THE SEX --
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I´M NOT JULIA, OK?
I´M NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING
MUTUAL MASTURBATION SESSIONS FOR
THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
YOU KNOW WHAT DOOMS
RELATIONSHIPS?
IT IS NOT MONEY.
IT IS NOT SEX.
IT IS SECRETS, AND YOU OF ALL
PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT.
LOOK, IF I´M GONNA MARRY YOU, I
WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT
TURNS YOU ON.
IT´S THAT HONESTY THAT´S GONNA
KEEP US TOGETHER.
IT´S NOT GONNA PULL US APART.
>> WELL, I, UH, WAS THINKING
ABOUT A SCHOOLGIRL.
SHE´S WEARING THIS LITTLE
UNIFORM, NO PANTIES, AND SHE´S
SUCH A BAD LITTLE WHORE, SHE
NEEDS A SPANKING.
IS IT TOO MUCH?
>> NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO, IT´S...
>> WELL, YOU SAID --
>> NO, IT´S GOOD.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT´S GOOD.
I -- I FEEL CLOSER, DON´T YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> I DO, OK.
>> DEFINITELY.
>> YOU KNOW, I´VE GOT, LIKE, A
3:00 AM CALL, SO I´M GONNA --
I´M GONNA GO TO SLEEP, OK?
>> OH, YEAH.
ME, TOO.
>> NOW.
SO...
>> ♫ I´VE GOT A SECRET
I CANNOT SAY
BLAME ALL THE MOVEMENT
TO GIVE IT AWAY ♫
>> HI, DADDY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> JUST WATCHING YOUR FRIEND,
MY DOCTOR.
>> ♫ WHATEVER YOU DO
DON´T TELL ANYONE
WHATEVER YOU DO
DON´T TELL ANYONE
LOOK FOR REFLECTIONS ♫
>> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH
YOU?
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER,
AND YOU STILL WENT BEHIND MY
BACK?
>> I´M ASSUMING YOU´RE TALKING
ABOUT EDEN.
>> WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD I BE
TALKING ABOUT?
AND DON´T TELL ME YOU SLEPT WITH
HER, BECAUSE THAT WOULD END
THIS PARTNERSHIP RIGHT HERE,
RIGHT NOW.
>> WHAT EXACTLY DID SHE TELL
YOU?
>> THAT YOU AGREED TO FIX HER
FRIEND FOR FREE?
>> CHAZ IS A STYLIST TO THE
STARS, OK?
HE´S GOT A HUGE CLIENT LIST, AND
HE´S GONNA SEND REFERRALS OUR
WAY, ALL RIGHT?
LOOK, YOU´VE GOT THIS GREAT GIG
WITH THE TV SHOW.
I´M JUST TRYING TO DO THE MOST
WITH MY OPPORTUNITIES, OK?
IS THAT WHY YOU´RE REALLY ANGRY?
I MEAN, YOU´RE ACTING LIKE A
JEALOUS BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW.
IF I´M SURFING YOUR TURF --
>> DON´T BE RIDICULOUS, AND
DON´T EVER LIE TO ME LIKE THAT
AGAIN.
>> ♫ WHATEVER YOU DO
DON´T TELL ANYONE ♫
>> OH, BEST GIRL-ON-GIRL OF
2005, "LADY AND THE TRAMPS."
WEREN´T YOU UP FOR THAT ONE?
>> OH, GOD, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> SOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM CALL
FOR A PLUMBER?
>> WHY, YES, I DID.
ARE YOU HERE TO FIX MY PIPES?
>> OH, I DON´T KNOW.
I MIGHT HAVE TO JUST PROBE
AROUND A LITTLE BIT FIRST, MISS.
>> MM.
>> SEE WHAT I CAN FIND.
>> OOH, WELL.
[BABY CRIES]
PROBE AWAY.
>> MY PLEASURE.
>> OH!
[LAUGHTER]
REMEMBER THAT SHOOT?
>> YES, I REMEMBER THAT SHOOT.
>> OH, MY GOSH.
>> "PLUMBERS AND DYKES," STILL
OUR NUMBER ONE SELLER OF ALL
TIME.
>> IS IT REALLY?
>> YES, IT IS.
HAND TO GOD.
>> DOESN´T SURPRISE ME.
RAM, THIS IS MY HUSBAND MATT.
>> YEAH, HI.
AND HER MANAGER.
HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
HERE, WHY DON´T YOU SIT DOWN?
>> OH, SURE.
>> YEAH, TAKE A LOAD OFF.
WHO´S THAT?
>> THIS IS JENNA.
>> JENNA?
>> MM-HMM.
>> I WAS REALLY HAPPY WHEN YOU
CALLED ME, KIMMY.
SO HOW YOU BEEN?
WHERE YOU BEEN?
WHAT´S -- WHAT´S BEEN GOING ON?
>> EXCUSE ME.
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH HER?
WHY IS SHE DOING THIS?
>> I DON´T KNOW.
I THINK SHE MIGHT NEED A NEW
DIAPER.
>> WELL, I DON´T HAVE A DIAPER.
>> OH, WELL, WE DON´T HAVE ANY.
>> HEY, LET ME HELP.
HEY, BABY!
COME ON IN HERE.
I´VE GOT A LIVE ONE FOR YOU.
MY WIFE RUNS A DAYCARE CENTER.
>> YOU HAVE A DAYCARE CENTER
HERE?
>> WE´RE VERY, VERY
FAMILY-FRIENDLY THESE DAYS.
BUSTY, MY OLD FRIEND KIMMY AND
HER HUSBAND MATT.
>> OH, MY GOD!
KIMBER HENRY!
WOW, YOU ARE, LIKE, AN IDOL OF
MINE.
>> I THINK THE LITTLE GIRL NEEDS
A DIAPER CHANGE.
YOU MIND, UH, SEEING IF YOU
COULD HANDLE THAT WHILE WE TALK
SHOP?
[BABY CRYING]
>> OH, OH, SWEETIE.
OK, OK.
SHH, SHH, SHH.
>> SO WHERE WERE WE, HUH?
>> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DOUBLE
YOUR SALES THIS QUARTER?
I WANT BACK IN THE BUSINESS.
>> YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW CHOICE
TITLES, NOTHING TOO RAUNCHY,
PROVIDED THERE´S AN ADVANCE
INVOLVED.
>> THAT´S A VERY -- THAT´S A
VERY TEMPTING OFFER, REALLY.
IT REALLY IS, BUT, UM, I DON´T
THINK YOU´RE READY.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING?
RAM, I COULD SADDLE UP THIS
AFTERNOON.
>> YOU NEED TO KICK THE METH,
HON.
I CAN SEE THE SIGNS, THE WEIGHT
LOSS, THE BAD SKIN.
ALL THAT STUFF SHOWS UP ON
CAMERA.
IT´S VERY, VERY BAD FOR MY
COMPANY´S IMAGE.
MATT, LAST TIME I SAW THIS YOUNG
LADY, SHE WAS ON TOP OF THE
WORLD.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER?
>> I GOT MIXED UP IN A CHURCH,
RAM, AND THEY TOOK ALL OF OUR
MONEY, AND I´M NOT PROUD OF IT.
YOU KNOW I´VE ALWAYS BEEN THAT
KIND OF PERSON WHO WAS ON A
SEARCH FOR SOMETHING THAT MAKES
ME FEEL SPECIAL AND COMPLETE.
THE CHURCH DIDN´T MAKE THOSE
FEELINGS GO AWAY, AND THEN I
GOT PREGNANT, AND I GOT SO FAT.
SO A FRIEND OF MINE SAID,
"KIMBER, DO METH FOR A COUPLE
WEEKS.
I LOST 20 POUNDS," SO I DID, AND
I LOST THE WEIGHT, BUT WHEN IT
WAS TIME TO QUIT, I DIDN´T WANT
TO.
I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING TO
TAKE THE PAIN AWAY.
>> LOOK, MAN, WE JUST REALLY
NEED A BREAK RIGHT NOW, OK?
>> I MEAN, CAN YOU HELP A FRIEND
OUT?
>> KIMMY, I´LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE YOUR
HUBBY THERE A SHOT, HMM?
I SAW THE PREGNANCY VIDEO YOU
GUYS DID ONLINE.
IT WAS VERY, VERY GOOD.
YOU GOT TALENT, AND BESIDES,
YOU´RE PACKING A FIREHOSE DOWN
THERE, AND THAT´S MARKETABLE.
>> MATT MAKING ADULT FILMS
MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, RAM.
YOU KNOW THAT.
THERE´S NO MONEY IN IT FOR MEN.
ONLY WOMEN MAKE MONEY.
>> HEY, TELL YOU WHAT.
COME HERE.
YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT
PORN.
"FIRST TIME FAIRIES" IS A VERY,
VERY HOT TITLE FOR US.
WE JUST LOST ONE OF OUR LEADS,
GOT SIDELINED WITH SYPHILIS.
YOU´D BE ON THE BOTTOM, AND THAT
TWINK CHIC LOOK WORKS VERY,
VERY WELL FOR THIS GENRE.
SHOOTS TOMORROW, PAYS FIVE
GRAND, YOU INTERESTED?
>> MR. FORREST, TELL US WHAT
YOU DON´T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> OH, I REALLY DON´T DO THE
SELF-HATE THING.
YOU KNOW, MY CALVES TOO SMALL,
MY NOSE TOO BIG?
NO, IT´S NOT MY NATURE.
I HAVE LEGITIMATE MEDICAL
ISSUES.
THAT´S WHY I´M HERE.
PROBABLY BETTER IF I JUST SHOW
YOU, RIGHT?
>> WOW, WHAT DID THAT?
A TIGER?
>> WELL, MRS. DECKER´S CERTAINLY
A WILD ANIMAL IN THE SACK.
>> I´M GUESSING MR. DECKER
DOESN´T KNOW WHAT MRS. DECKER´S
BEEN DOING WITH HER FINGERNAILS
LATELY.
>> OH, CHUCK WAS THERE WHEN IT
HAPPENED.
HE WATCHED THE WHOLE THING.
SWINGERS´ PARTY.
AND I HAVE A PARTY COMING UP
NEXT WEEK.
I WAS HOPING I´D BE MOSTLY BACK
TO FORM BY THEN.
>> SO THIS IS A WEEKLY THING
THEN?
>> ABOUT TWO, THREE TIMES A
MONTH, YEAH.
I´M SORT OF LIKE THE HOST.
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND YOUR
WIFE BEEN INVOLVED WITH THE
LIFESTYLE?
>> OH, NO, NO.
I´M NOT MARRIED.
WHEW.
>> WELL, FROM MY EXPERIENCE,
SWINGERS´ CLUBS ARE COUPLES
ONLY.
>> WELL, OURS IS A LITTLE
DIFFERENT.
WE MIX COUPLES, SINGLES, MOSTLY
WHITE, MIDDLE-AGED MOMS AND
THEIR HUSBANDS WITH OTHER YOUNG,
SUCCESSFUL BLACK MEN, LIKE
MYSELF.
>> SO THESE COUPLES COME JUST
SO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN --
>> BE EXPLOITED?
BALDING WHITE MALES PAYING YOUNG
BLACK STUDS TO BANG THEIR WIVES.
DOESN´T THAT SOUND LIKE
EXPLOITATION TO YOU?
>> NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
GETTING PAID.
I MEAN, WE ALL PAY DUES TO
BELONG TO THE CLUB, WHITE AND
BLACK.
>> I DON´T GET IT.
YOU´RE YOUNG, SUCCESSFUL.
YOU COULD HAVE ANY WOMAN YOU
WANT.
>> I´M A LAWYER.
MOST WOMEN I MEET IN THIS TOWN,
ALL THEY SEE IS A WALLET.
THEN YOU TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH
THEM, AND, HMM.
YOU GET A HOLD OF THOSE
40-YEAR-OLD SOCCER MOMS, THOUGH.
OH, WOW, ´CAUSE THEY´VE GOT THAT
BABY WEIGHT ON THEM FROM HAVING
THREE KIDS.
BEST PART IS, WHEN IT´S ALL
OVER, SHE AND HER HUSBAND CAN´T
THANK YOU ENOUGH.
THEN I THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU LOVE YOUR LADY.
YOU WANT TO SEE HER HAPPY, AND I
JUST GAVE HER FIVE ORGASMS.
[LAUGHS]
DOESN´T EVERYBODY WIN?
[BABY FUSSING]
>> OOH.
>> YEAH, SHE MUST BE GOING
THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT.
SHE´S GETTING SO IRRITABLE.
WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> HEY, I FOUND LOOSE CHANGE.
WILL YOU HELP ME?
WHEN I WALK, I CAN FEEL IT.
THERE´S LIKE THREE OR FOUR
QUARTERS RIGHT UNDER HERE.
IT´S, LIKE, RIGHT HERE.
HELP ME.
>> UH, YEAH, I´M -- I´M GONNA
FEED JENNA FIRST.
[KIMBER GRUNTS and GROANS]
WHERE´S THE BABY FORMULA,
KIMBER?
HUH?
DID I NOT ASK YOU TO GO TO THE
STORE?
WHAT -- WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE
CASH THAT I GAVE YOU?
>> [GRUNTS]
>> HEY, HERE.
NO, LET ME SEE YOUR EYES.
OH, GREAT.
YOU SMOKED IT.
>> I´M SORRY.
I -- I NEEDED A LITTLE BIT TO
GET ME THROUGH.
I´D HAVE SAVED IT FOR YOU, BUT
THE SHIT BURNS FAST.
DAMN IT, MATT!
DON´T MAKE ME FEEL BAD!
JUST HELP ME!
HELP ME PULL UP THE CARPET.
THERE´S -- THERE´S MONEY UNDER
HERE.
PLEASE.
COME ON!
[BABY CRYING]
WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE?
HELP ME!
THERE´S MONEY HERE!
GOD.
ASSHOLE.
YOU´RE GOING TO JUST SIT THERE.
IF YOU HAD A JOB, THEN WE´D
HAVE MONEY, WOULDN´T WE?
GOD, DAMMIT.
STUPID, STUPID CHANGE!
[BABY CRYING]
>> HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
>> RAM SAID THEY HAVE A DAYCARE.
THEY CAN WATCH JENNA WHILE I
WORK.
>> KATE?
>> KATE´S NOT HERE, MR.
McNAMARA.
OH, LOOK.
I´M THE ONLY GIRL IN DETENTION
TODAY.
>> I, UH, I SEE.
YOU MUST´VE BEEN A VERY BAD
GIRL TO HAVE TO STAY AFTER
SCHOOL.
>> OH, I WAS, MR. McNAMARA.
I WAS VERY BAD.
>> AND WHAT IS IT YOU DID?
>> I FORGOT TO WEAR PANTIES.
ARE YOU GONNA SPANK ME NOW?
>> ♫ OOH
THAT´S THE WAY
UH-HUH UH-HUH
I LIKE IT
UH-HUH UH-HUH
THAT´S THE WAY
UH-HUH UH-HUH
I LIKE IT
UH-HUH UH-HUH
THAT´S THE WAY
UH-HUH UH-HUH
I LIKE IT
UH-HUH UH-HUH
THAT´S THE WAY
UH-HUH UH-HUH
I LIKE IT
UH-HUH UH-HUH ♫
>> YOU´VE GOT A REALLY GREAT
ASS.
>> [CHUCKLES]
>> IT´S TOO BAD I CAN´T SEE MORE
OF IT WHEN WE´RE HAVING SEX,
BUT I GUESS THAT WOULD BE
MECHANICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, HUH?
>> OH, I DON´T KNOW.
A FEW MORE TWISTS ON THOSE
POSITIONS WE DID EARLIER, IT
MIGHT BE POSSIBLE.
>> HMM, HMM, THANK YOU.
>> GOD, THAT WAS THE MOST FUN
I´VE HAD IN YEARS.
>> HMM?
>> I´M A LITTLE SURPRISED
THOUGH.
I THOUGHT HEARING THAT FANTASY
THE OTHER DAY TURNED YOU OFF?
>> HMM, WELL, HMM, I WAS A
LITTLE INTIMIDATED.
THEN I THOUGHT, KATE, YOU
BROUGHT IT UP, SO PUT YOUR
MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS,
RIGHT?
I MEAN, IT´S NOT LIKE YOU WANTED
TO HAVE SEX WITH AN ALBINO
AMPUTEE OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?
>> WELL, WHAT IF I DID WANT TO
HAVE SEX WITH AN ALBINO AMPUTEE?
THEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
>> WHATEVER I COULD TO MAKE YOU
HAPPY, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
>> WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY
WILD?
>> MM-HMM.
>> THIS GUY CAME INTO THE
OFFICE, A VERY GOOD-LOOKING GUY,
THIRTIES, AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
HE, UH, NEEDED TO GET THESE
SCRATCHES ON HIS BACK FIXED.
>> MM-HMM.
>> TURNS OUT HE THROWS
INTERRACIAL PARTIES.
THIS IS WHERE WHITE COUPLES GO
SO THE WIVES CAN HAVE SEX WITH
YOUNG BLACK MEN WHILE THE
HUSBANDS WATCH.
>> WOW.
>> THAT´S INSANE, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE
ANYBODY WANTING TO DO THAT?
YOU CAN?
>> WELL, I DON´T KNOW.
WATCHING YOU WATCH ME GET OFF?
THAT´S KIND OF HOT, DON´T YOU
THINK?
>> YEAH.
>> WAIT, WAIT.
HEY, SEAN.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE
HONEST WITH EACH OTHER ABOUT
THIS KIND OF STUFF, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> WELL, I MEAN, I CAN´T HELP
IT IF MY FANTASY HAPPENS TO HAVE
A HANDSOME BLACK GUY IN IT.
MAKES ME HOT.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
HMM, THESE BURGERS ARE SO GOOD.
>> YEAH.
>> [MUFFLED] REALLY, THEY´RE
AMAZING.
>> OK, ARE YOUR EYES CLOSED?
>> YES, AND THE SUSPENSE IS
KILLING ME.
>> OK, IMAGINE YOU´RE THE
DOORMAN AT TEDDY´S, AND THIS
WALKS UP.
>> I HOPE YOU DIDN´T VALET
ALREADY.
WHAT SIZE IS THAT AGAIN?
>> IT´S A ZERO.
YOU PICKED IT OUT.
>> YEAH, SEE, THE NEW SIZE TO BE
SEEN IN IS A NEGATIVE TWO.
YOU´RE BUSTING OUT AT THE SEAMS,
SWEETIE.
>> SORRY, AM I INTERRUPTING
"EXTREME MAKEOVER: HORROR
EDITION"?
OK, LET´S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
SUTURES LOOK GOOD.
NO SIGN OF INFECTION.
I THINK WE´RE ALL GOOD.
OK, SO, WE MADE A DEAL.
YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.
>> YOU´RE RIGHT, WE MADE A DEAL.
YOU DO ONE SURGERY, AND I KEEP
MY MOUTH SHUT, BUT THAT´S NOT
THE SURGERY I HAD IN MIND.
LUNCHTIME LIPO IS A FAIRLY EASY
PROCEDURE.
I NEED A LITTLE DONE AROUND THE
WAIST.
>> IT´S THE ONLY WAY, SWEETIE.
>> YOU´RE JOKING, RIGHT?
>> YEAH, YOU WANT TO SEE THE
PUNCHLINE?
TRUTH BE TOLD, WHEN I OVERHEARD
THE SKANK TELL MY MOM ABOUT YOUR
LITTLE ONE-NIGHT STAND, IT
WASN´T SO MUCH ME EAVESDROPPING
AS IT WAS CHECKING THE TAPE AND
THE CAMERA I HID IN THEIR
BEDROOM.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> A DOWNLOAD I KNOW YOU´RE
JUST DYING TO SEE.
>> YES.
OH, YES.
OH, OH, OH.
>> THE WHOLE VIDEO´S ABOUT
20 MINUTES LONG, BUT I THINK
I´LL ONLY POST THE LAST FIVE.
IT´S THE PART WHERE MOM GETS
JULIA TO COME.
HERE IT IS.
WATCH.
>> OH!
OH!
>> WELL, BETTER THAN CHRISTIAN?
>> MUCH BETTER, HONEY.
>> THE NEW DEAL IS LIPO, OR THIS
GETS POSTED ON THE WEB WHERE
SEAN CAN SEE IT, ANNIE CAN SEE
IT, AND YOUR PASTY LITTLE JULIA
CAN --
>> YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT!
>> I BRUISE EASY, DOCTOR, SO
TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND THINK
ABOUT WHAT YOUR OPTIONS HERE
REALLY ARE.
[WOMAN SINGING IN FRENCH]
>> A LOCAL ANESTHETIC IN YOUR
BACK WILL NUMB THE PAIN, BUT IF
YOU FEEL DISCOMFORT, LIZ CAN
ALWAYS GIVE YOU A BULLET TO BITE
DOWN ON.
>> OR USE MY MALLET AND KNOCK
YOU UNCONSCIOUS.
WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
>> HMM, FINGERNAIL TIP.
IT STILL HAS SOME POLISH ON IT,
WHOO!
>> WE´LL HAVE TO PASS A NEW RULE
FOR THE CLUB.
NO PRESS-ON NAILS AT PARTIES.
IT´S TOO DANGEROUS.
>> YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET A BLOOD
PANEL, TOO.
>> I´VE ALREADY DONE THAT.
EVERY MEMBER OF THE CLUB HAS TO
SUBMIT AN STD TEST.
>> YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO --
>> INSANE?
>> SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> AH, IT´S OK.
I´M NOT ASHAMED OF IT.
>> HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH
THIS WORLD TO BEGIN WITH, IF I
CAN ASK?
>> WELL, I WAS AT A BAR AND GOT
PICKED UP BY THIS HOT, OLDER
WOMAN, AND WE GET TO HER HOUSE,
SHE INTRODUCES ME TO HER
HUSBAND.
[CHUCKLES]
A LITTLE WEIRD AT FIRST, BUT WE
GO THERE.
THEN ONE DAY, SHE ASKED ME IF I
HAD ANY FRIENDS WHO´D BE
INTERESTED, AND THINGS TOOK OFF
FROM THERE.
>> THE OTHER COUPLES THAT --
>> YEAH?
>> THE OTHER COUPLES WHO SHOW
UP NOW, SAY SOMEONE DIDN´T WANT
TO ACTUALLY HAVE RELATIONS WITH
SOMEONE.
>> YOU MEAN, IF THEY COULD JUST
WATCH?
>> LIKE, OUT OF CURIOSITY, YEAH.
>> WELL, WE GET THAT ALL THE
TIME.
ALL NEWCOMERS JUST WANT TO CHECK
OUT THE SCENE BEFORE THEY
COMMIT ANYHOW.
MOSTLY, THEY´RE LOOKING TO
RECHARGE THEIR SEX LIFE.
>> RECHARGE, HUH?
OH.
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH
YOUR WOMAN?
>> HOW´S THE PAIN LEVEL, MR.
FORREST?
>> UM, FINE, THANKS.
>> THE PAIN LEVEL´S GREAT.
WE´RE GOOD, LIZ.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
>> HEY, MATT, EVERYTHING COME
OUT ALL RIGHT?
>> UH, YEAH, I GUESS.
I -- I HAVE NEVER DONE ONE OF
THOSE ENEMA THINGS BEFORE.
>> THEY´RE A PAIN IN THE ASS,
BUT YOU GET USED TO THEM.
HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU THE SET.
GET A CHANCE TO LOOK AT THE
SCRIPT?
YOU KNOW THE SET-UP, RIGHT?
>> UH, YEAH.
MY NAME´S RICKI BOI.
I´M HERE FOR STEALING A CAR,
AND, UM, THERE´S A STRIP SEARCH
INVOLVED.
>> YEAH.
JOHNNY!
>> YEAH.
>> YOU SHOULD MEET YOUR CO-STAR,
GREAT GUY, VERY PROFESSIONAL.
>> UH, HEY.
I´M, UH, MATT.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> AM I GONNA BREAK THIS GUY OR
WHAT?
I´M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THIS.
>> MATT!
GET OVER HERE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I TOLD YOU JENNA´S WITH BUSTY.
SHE´S FINE.
>> RAM, I NEED A MINUTE WITH
HIM.
>> YEAH, HANG ON.
LOOK, YOU GOT 10 MINUTES.
I BOOKED A FOOT-FETISH SHOOT ON
THIS STAGE FROM 3:00 TO 6:00,
ALL RIGHT?
>> OK.
>> 10 MINUTES.
BOYS, REMEMBER, WE´VE GOT TO
SWAP THESE SETS OUT AS SOON AS
LITTLE MATTIE´S DONE.
>> GET DRESSED NOW.
I AM NOT LETTING YOU DO THIS.
>> OH, SO IT´S OK FOR YOU, BUT
NOT FOR ME?
>> I WAS A QUEEN IN THIS
BUSINESS.
I MADE SEVEN FIGURES A YEAR.
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
FIVE GRAND TO BE A SLOPPY
BOTTOM?
THERE´S NOTHING WORSE THAN THAT.
>> NO, I´LL TELL YOU WHAT´S
WORSE.
NO MONEY AND A RENT THAT IS WAY
PAST DUE.
WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO WE HAVE AT
THIS POINT?
>> I CALLED THE CHURCH.
NOW, THEY HAVE OFFERED TO TAKE
CARE OF US AGAIN, AND IF WE
AGREE TO A PURIFICATION RUNDOWN
AND GO TO NARCONON, THEY´RE
WILLING TO REINSTATE US.
NOW, I TOLD THEM WE´D SWING BY
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
>> I JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD
FATHER AND A GOOD HUSBAND,
KIMBER.
THAT´S ALL.
>> BUT YOU ARE, YOU ARE.
COME HERE.
GOD.
COME ON, CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE?
>> YEAH.
>> THIS PLACE IS DISGUSTING.
>> YOU NEED TO PEEL THIS LIKE
PROSCIUTTO.
TAKE AN INCH OFF EACH SIDE, AND
THEN, THEN YOU´LL BE RUNWAY
READY.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY
BOOBS?
I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING UP A
CUP SIZE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, JUST
TO MAKE MYSELF BETTER, LIKE ALL
THE OTHER GIRLS.
>> HMM, FAKE TITS ARE SO ´97.
ALL GUYS WANT ARE ABS AND HIPS.
>> A SENSE OF HUMOR AND GOOD
FAMILY GENES DON´T HURT, EITHER,
BUT I CAN´T HELP YOU THERE.
I NEED A MOMENT WITH MY PATIENT,
HUBCAP NIP.
>> SHOULDN´T YOU BE IN SCRUBS?
WE HAVE TO GET THIS DONE BEFORE
SEAN GETS HERE.
>> WE´LL BE DONE LONG BEFORE
THAT.
>> WHAT´S THIS?
>> PHENTERMINE.
HEARD OF IT?
>> THE PRESCRIPTION DIET PILL?
ANY TWEENIE WITH AN INTERNET
CONNECTION AND THEIR MOTHER´S
CREDIT CARD CAN GET A MONTH´S
SUPPLY FROM CANADA.
>> NOT THIS KIND.
IT´S COMPOUNDED WITH ZONEGRAN.
MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE AND
COMPLETELY UNAVAILABLE WITHOUT
A DOCTOR´S PRESCRIPTION.
IT´LL MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT
FASTER, FEEL BETTER, AND IT´S
GOT A HIP FACTOR OF TEN.
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO BUY ME OFF,
DOCTOR?
>> NO, THIS IS TRYING TO BUY YOU
OFF.
XANAX FOR THE ANXIETY THAT YOU
CLEARLY HAVE AND PERCOSET TO
BRING YOU DOWN AFTER A GOOD
NIGHT´S CLUBBING, ALL RIGHT?
EACH WITH ONE FREE REFILL.
YOU DON´T NEED LIPO, ALL RIGHT?
THE OUNCES YOU WANT TO LOSE?
THESE PILLS ARE GOING TO DO THE
JOB, OK?
AND QUITE FRANKLY, SEAN IS
GETTING A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS, SO
WE´RE GOING TO HAVE TO
COMPROMISE.
>> TWO FREE REFILLS.
>> AND I NEVER SEE YOU AROUND
THIS OFFICE AGAIN?
>> MY OWN DR. FEELGOOD.
I LIKE IT.
>> YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
>> WE´RE ONLY HERE TO WATCH
ANYWAY, RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
OK, YOU REALLY THINK NO ONE´S
GOING TO RECOGNIZE ME FROM THE
SHOW?
´CAUSE I´LL PUT THIS ON.
>> UM, I WAS TOLD THERE´S A
CODE OF SILENCE AT THESE THINGS.
>> YEAH.
>> I THINK IT´S OK.
>> OK.
LET´S DO THIS.
LET´S GO.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE SHOULD HAVE A SAFE WORD.
>> A WHAT?
>> YOU KNOW, A WORD IN CASE ONE
OF US GETS UNCOMFORTABLE AND
WANTS TO GO.
WE´LL SAY SOMETHING, LIKE, UH,
BIG WHEEL.
THAT´S A WORD THAT A DOMINATRIX
WOULD USE, YOU KNOW, WITH THEIR
CLIENTS SO NOBODY GETS HURT.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
>> IS "BIG WHEEL" OK WITH YOU?
IS THAT OK?
>> SURE.
>> OK.
I´M REALLY EXCITED.
AREN´T YOU?
>> OH, DEFINITELY.
>> OK, UM, LET´S -- OK.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
>> OH, DR. McNAMARA.
I´M GLAD YOU CAME.
IS THIS THE LOVELY FIANCEé?
>> HI, I´M KATE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> WELL, COME ON IN.
WE´RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
DON´T BE SHY.
NO ONE ELSE HERE IS.
>> OH, THE HOUSE RULES.
FIRST, NO CELL PHONES AND NO
CAMERAS OF ANY KIND.
THIS IS A PRIVATE CLUB.
WE´D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.
SECOND, WOMEN MAKE THE
INVITATIONS, AND WOMEN CAN SAY
"NO" AT ANY TIME.
THIRD, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.
I´M THE HOST, NOT THE MAID.
FINALLY, MOST IMPORTANT, HAVE
FUN.
>> YOU WANT TO EXPLORE?
>> I´M GOING TO GET US SOME
DRINKS FIRST.
>> OK.
>> [LAUGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SLAP]
OW!
[LAUGHS]
YEAH.
[SLAP]
[LAUGHS]
>> YEAH.
[SLAP]
OH.
>> [LAUGHS]
>> YOU LIKE THAT?
>> YEAH.
>> SHE YOURS?
>> NO, MINE´S, UH...
>> THANKS.
>> COME ON, LOIS.
SHOW HIM WHAT YOU´RE WORKING
WITH.
>> LET´S GO FIND A SAFER PLACE
TO SIT DOWN.
>> OK.
[WOMAN MOANING]
[FOOTSTEPS]
>> HEY, YOU GUYS MIND IF WE USE
THE BED?
EVERYWHERE ELSE IS FULL.
>> NO, NO, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.
>> [LAUGHS]
>> THANK YOU.
>> WHOO!
[MAN LAUGHS]
>> COME ON, BIG BOY.
>> OH.
>> YOU GUYS ARE WELCOME TO STAY
IF YOU LIKE.
[MAN LAUGHS]
>> COME ON.
I´M READY FOR YOU.
>> THIS IS WHAT WE CAME TO SEE,
RIGHT?
>> YOU WANT TO GO NEXT?
SHE´LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE.
[MOANING]
>> BIG WHEEL.
>> OH, YEAH, BABY.
GO FOR IT.
>> HOW´S THAT?
HOW´S THAT?
>> THAT´S GOOD.
[MOANING and LAUGHING]
>> OH, YEAH.
>> BIG WHEEL.
>> HARRY!
I THINK I´M GONNA...
>> GO FOR IT, GO FOR IT.
GO.
>> BIG WHEEL!
>> YOU HESITATED.
HE ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO
GO NEXT, AND YOU HESITATED.
>> THAT´S WHY YOU WOULDN´T SAY
ANYTHING THE WHOLE WAY HOME?
YOU´RE REALLY READING INTO THIS.
>> YOU DIDN´T THINK WHAT WAS
GOING ON IN THERE WAS SICK?
>> NO.
CONSENTING ADULTS HAVING FUN?
NO.
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>> OK, I SEE.
SO WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH THE
SCHOOLGIRL IS NORMAL TO YOU?
>> ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS PUT ON
A DRESS.
>> YEAH, BUT IT WAS STILL YOUR
FANTASY, SEAN, AND I FOLLOWED
THROUGH, NO JUDGMENT.
>> I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.
>> YOU CERTAINLY LIKED THE
RESULT, AND DON´T CRITICIZE ME
FOR HAVING MY FANTASY, SEAN.
WE SAID NO MORE SECRETS.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
>> NO, YOU SAID THAT.
I THINK IT´S BETTER TO KEEP
SOME THINGS TO OURSELVES.
>> WHY?
IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE YOU´RE
KEEPING FROM ME?
GO ON.
SAY IT.
REALLY, REALLY.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?
YOU ALREADY THINK I´M A WHORE
NOW.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT THE WHOLE
TRUTH?
>> YEAH.
>> I ONLY LIKED THE IDEA OF
GOING THERE BECAUSE I HOPED IT
MIGHT SPICE UP OUR SEX LIFE.
I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY
GOOD IN BED.
THAT´S BECAUSE I NEVER GOT OVER
YOU SHITTING IN THE HOT TUB.
I STILL THINK ABOUT IT.
THAT´S WHY I HAVE TO FANTASIZE
EVERY TIME WE HAVE SEX.
>> I THINK YOUR ASS IS FLAT.
>> I THINK YOU´RE GOING TO GET
FAT AGAIN.
>> I THINK YOUR EX-WIFE BECAME A
LESBIAN BECAUSE YOU MADE HER
FEEL SO HORRIBLE THAT SHE HATES
MEN NOW.
>> I ONLY ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME
BECAUSE I WAS SCARED, NOT
BECAUSE I REALLY LOVED YOU.
I´M SORRY.
>> DON´T, DON´T, DON´T TOUCH ME.
>> KATE.
>> SAY SURPRISE TO DADDY.
>> YOU DID ALL THIS WHILE I WAS
GONE?
>> WE BOTH DID.
>> OH.
>> I WANTED A CLEAN START.
>> MM.
>> GO LOOK AT THE KITCHEN.
>> WHOA.
>> I FOUND $100 UNDER THE
CARPET, AND THEN I WENT INTO THE
GARBAGE.
I PULLED OUT SOME BOTTLES, AND
VOILà.
>> BABY FORMULA.
>> [LAUGHS]
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU
ARE?
>> BUT IT´S LIKE I TOLD YOU.
IF YOU VISUALIZE WHAT YOU WANT,
THE UNIVERSE WILL SUPPLY IT.
>> OH.
>> WHERE´D YOU GO?
>> I JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING
VISION OF WHAT IT WAS GOING TO
BE LIKE WHEN WE GOT CLEAN
TOMORROW.
>> DID I LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR?
>> YES.
>> GOOD.
I´M SO GLAD YOU DIDN´T DO THAT
DEGRADING MOVIE.
>> OH, ME, TOO, BABE.
UM, SO HOW DID YOU GET THIS
FROM ROB IF WE DIDN´T HAVE ANY
MONEY LEFT TO PAY FOR IT?
>> I TOLD HIM HE COULD CRASH
HERE.
HE GOT KICKED OUT OF HIS
APARTMENT AGAIN.
>> OH.
>> I NEED TO CHECK ON HIM.
[DOG BARKING]
>> YES, AND I´M TOTALLY IN FOR
SATURDAY NIGHT.
MM-HMM.
I GOT US A V.I.P. BOOTH.
OK, SEE YOU THEN.
MOM, ARE YOU OK?
WHAT´S GOING ON?
YOU AND JULIA FINALLY BROKE UP.
THANK YOU, GOD.
>> THEY´RE YOUR CLOTHES, EDEN.
>> WHAT´S GOING ON HERE?
>> I SAW THE SIGNS.
I JUST DIDN´T WANT TO BELIEVE
IT.
>> WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> WE FOUND THESE IN YOUR
BEDROOM.
>> YOU WERE SNOOPING IN MY
STUFF?
>> AFTER CHRISTIAN CALLED AND
SAID YOU CAME BY THE OFFICE AND
STOLE THEM EARLIER
THAT DAY, I --
>> STOLE THEM?
WHAT?
NO, HE GAVE THEM TO ME.
>> STOP PRETENDING.
YOU´RE A DRUG ADDICT, AND THE
DRUGS MAKE YOU LIE AND HURT
PEOPLE.
YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP.
>> YOU´RE GOOD.
I´LL GIVE YOU THAT.
SO, UH, YOU´RE KICKING ME TO THE
CURB, MOM?
>> EDEN, I´M MRS. FEENEY.
I´M FROM THE SHELTER DRUG
REHABILITATION CENTER.
>> REHAB.
>> THERE´S BEEN A BED RESERVED
FOR YOU.
YOU´LL BE THERE FOR SIX WEEKS.
>> AND IF YOU DON´T STAY THE
ENTIRE TIME, CHRISTIAN WILL
PRESS CHARGES.
>> AND I SUPPORT HIM.
>> IF YOU DON´T COOPERATE,
YOU´LL GO TO JAIL.
WE JUST WANT TO GET YOU BETTER.
>> YES, WE DO.
>> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
YOU CAN´T DO THIS TO ME!
YOU THINK YOU´RE GOING TO GET
AWAY WITH THIS?
>> THIS IS CLASSIC ADDICT
BEHAVIOR.
DENIAL, RAGE, UNWILLING TO TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY.
>> I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE NEXT
SIX WEEKS, BECAUSE WHEN I COME
BACK, SEAN IS GOING TO KNOW
EVERYTHING.
THAT´S A PROMISE.
>> SWEETHEART, I THINK WE DID
THE RIGHT THING.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I CAME TO TELL YOU I WON´T BE
NEEDING YOU AS MY BEST MAN
ANYMORE, AT LEAST NOT IN THE
FORESEEABLE FUTURE.
>> SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH KATE?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU WERE MARRIED 20 YEARS.
MAYBE YOU JUST DON´T KNOW HOW TO
BE ALONE ANYMORE.
>> IT´S MORE THAN THAT.
I THINK I NEVER GOT OVER JULIA.
I THINK I´M STILL IN LOVE WITH
HER.
>> REALLY.
I THINK I´LL GET ME ONE OF
THOSE.